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Well we all know the once upon a time thing, but no one actually questioned the story of Red Riding Hood being attacked by this bad big wolf yeah?

This is kind of weird don’t you think that wolf living in a forest with so much delicious food such as rabbits and deer would target a stupid red hood, skinny and under-aged girl.

Plus how come the wolf can enter the Red Riding Hood’s grandma house? Wolves can’t open doors do they? Even in stories they have their basic courtesy of knocking the door before the owner let them in. So in fact it is the grandma who let the wolf enter the house, thus showing they actually are good friends. This even explains why the grandma lived in the forest instead of living with Red Riding Hood doesn’t it?

So what is the real reason behind this story? What is it that makes this big friendly wolf turns rotten and bad?

Well actually it is quite simple and clear cut when I say Little Red Riding Hood got a twin sister, which wear a black hood instead. Black Riding Hood.

Ok now let start from beginning.

Once upon a time, Black Riding Hood and Red Riding Hood lived on a farm just outside the forest their grandma lived. One day, the riding hoods’ mum ordered one of them to send a piece of cake to their grandma. However none of them refuse to budge.

Thus they finally decide whoever lose the scissors-paper-stone will have to follow the order. Unfortunately for Black Riding Hood she lost and she was damn pissed at that moment. Reluctantly she picked up the basket of cake and followed the path toward the forest.

During the journey, Black Riding Hood skipped about the forest and she accidentally drop the basket on the forest ground and the cake fell out and got contaminated somehow. You people should know that old people have a weaker immune system and they can’t take such food. However Black Riding Hood was afraid of returning home to tell the truth put back the cake.

When the Wolf saw her action, as a friend of grandma he of cause went forward and stopped her.

"You there! Stop what you are doing, you will make your grandma sick,"

"Oh well it is none of your F***-ing business, you old foul smelly gross four legged creature"

Upon hearing that the Wolf was stunt and hurt as no one ever use such words on him before, and before he could react, Black Riding Hood went forward and stamp on the Wolf’s foot.

"Ouch~~!! YOU BLOODY GIRL"

"Serve you right for being a busybody," and Black Riding Hood skipped away leaving the Wolf behind yelping in pain.

End of First Part

Thus the second part which all of us know the grandma got sick and Red Riding Hood was ordered to deliver medicine to grandma. However the Wolf don’t know that they are twin sisters and attacked Red Riding Hood out of rage, not hunger mind you. =)

(Oh well this story is just whole lots of craps, just hoping to give any readers a good laugh that all.)

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