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Well we all know the once upon a time thing, but no one actually questioned the story of Red Riding Hood being attacked by this bad big wolf yeah?

This is kind of weird don’t you think that wolf living in a forest with so much delicious food such as rabbits and deer would target a stupid red hood, skinny and under-aged girl.

Plus how come the wolf can enter the Red Riding Hood’s grandma house? Wolves can’t open doors do they? Even in stories they have their basic courtesy of knocking the door before the owner let them in. So in fact it is the grandma who let the wolf enter the house, thus showing they actually are good friends. This even explains why the grandma lived in the forest instead of living with Red Riding Hood doesn’t it?

So what is the real reason behind this story? What is it that makes this big friendly wolf turns rotten and bad?

Well actually it is quite simple and clear cut when I say Little Red Riding Hood got a twin sister, which wear a black hood instead. Black Riding Hood.

Ok now let start from beginning.

Once upon a time, Black Riding Hood and Red Riding Hood lived on a farm just outside the forest their grandma lived. One day, the riding hoods’ mum ordered one of them to send a piece of cake to their grandma. However none of them refuse to budge.

Thus they finally decide whoever lose the scissors-paper-stone will have to follow the order. Unfortunately for Black Riding Hood she lost and she was damn pissed at that moment. Reluctantly she picked up the basket of cake and followed the path toward the forest.

During the journey, Black Riding Hood skipped about the forest and she accidentally drop the basket on the forest ground and the cake fell out and got contaminated somehow. You people should know that old people have a weaker immune system and they can’t take such food. However Black Riding Hood was afraid of returning home to tell the truth put back the cake.

When the Wolf saw her action, as a friend of grandma he of cause went forward and stopped her.

"You there! Stop what you are doing, you will make your grandma sick,"

"Oh well it is none of your F***-ing business, you old foul smelly gross four legged creature"

Upon hearing that the Wolf was stunt and hurt as no one ever use such words on him before, and before he could react, Black Riding Hood went forward and stamp on the Wolf’s foot.

"Ouch~~!! YOU BLOODY GIRL"

"Serve you right for being a busybody," and Black Riding Hood skipped away leaving the Wolf behind yelping in pain.

End of First Part

Thus the second part which all of us know the grandma got sick and Red Riding Hood was ordered to deliver medicine to grandma. However the Wolf don’t know that they are twin sisters and attacked Red Riding Hood out of rage, not hunger mind you. =)

(Oh well this story is just whole lots of craps, just hoping to give any readers a good laugh that all.)

Things were not like this the last winter. Hector and Rose were exchanging presents with their family and had dishes of delicacy spread across the dining table. Although the icy snow surrounded their home but the warmth in the family melt the chilly air.

However, now drifting along the street of London with ragged clothes and tiny limbs, both shivers in the blink of death. Snow keep falling without mercy, covering their uncovered feet, and numbing them. Hector hugged Rose closely to him, trying to give all his body heat to Rose. "Sis, hang in there, the morning sun will be here soon." Hector tightened his grip.

Hector thought back of the painful past, of how their parents died in the car crashed after two days they had Christmas together last year. He took out the sapphire pedant from his ragged clothes and saw his reflection through it. It was the last present his mum left for him. It was the only thing Hector will never sell for food.

He remembered his mum told him that he can get any wishes from the pedant, when placed near to his heart and wish for want he wanted most.

Just then his sis interrupt his thoughts, "Brother… I can’t feel…. anything right now…. am I going to be like mum and dad….buried under the ground?"

"Don’t be silly, the sun will be out soon we will feel warm again, just dun fall asleep." At once, Hector grabbed the pedant and place it nears his heart and wished for the sun to appear soon like he did yesterday. "It wou….ldn’t work today bro… lets wish for something else." Rose took the pedant and places it in front of her chest and wished.

Silvery tears beam under the moonlight rolled down her pearl white face. "I can see it bro…. It is them, I knew mum and dad would come…" Hector knew at once what Rose wished for, and felt her presence leaving him every seconds. Without giving time any opportunity, Hector held Rose’s hands tightly and whispered, " I love you Rose.", while feeling Rose’s body turned icy and losing her energy. Moment past, as Rose’s weight now lied on Hector’s hands.

Staring far across the sky, Hector saw a stretch of red line cutting the sky into half, dividing the darkness and light. "You should have waited silly girl. " Hector picked up the pedant and placed once again near his heart and wished. "I wished to be with my family."

End

Way back in Once Upon a Time time, I was making a birthday cake for my dear old granny. I had a terrible sneezing cold. I ran out of sugar. So I walked down the street to ask my neighbor for a cup of sugar. Now this neighbor was a pig. And he wasn’t too bright either. He had built his whole house out of straw. Can you believe it? I mean who in his right mind would build a house of straw? So of course the minute I knocked on the door, it fell right in. I didn’t want to just walk into someone else’s house. So I called, "Little Pig, Little Pig, are you in?" No answer. I was just about to go home without the cup of sugar for my dear old granny’s birthday cake.

That’s when my nose started to itch. I felt a sneeze coming on. Well I huffed. And I snuffed. And I sneezed a great sneeze.

And you know what? The whole darn straw house fell down. And right in the middle of the pile of straw was the First Little Pig - dead as a doornail. He had been home the whole time. It seemed like a shame to leave a perfectly good ham dinner lying there in the straw. So I ate it up. Think of it as a cheeseburger just lying there. I was feeling a little better. But I still didn’t have my cup of sugar .

So I went to the next neighbor’s house. This neighbor was the First Little Pig’s brother. He was a little smarter, but not much. He has built his house of sticks. I rang the bell on the stick house. Nobody answered. I called, "Mr. Pig, Mr. Pig, are you in?" He yelled back."Go away wolf. You can’t come in. I’m shaving the hairs on my shinny chin chin."

I had just grabbed the doorknob when I felt another sneeze coming on. I huffed. And I snuffed. And I tried to cover my mouth, but I sneezed a great sneeze.

And you are not going to believe this, but the guy’s house fell down just like his brother’s. When the dust cleared, there was the Second Little Pig - dead as a doornail. Wolf’s honor. Now you know food will spoil if you just leave it out in the open. So I did the only thing there was to do. I had dinner again. Think of it as a second helping. I was getting awfully full. But my cold was feeling a little better.

And I still didn’t have that cup of sugarr for my dear old granny’s birthday cake. So I went to the next house. This guy was the First and Second Little Pig’s brother. He must have been the brains of the family. He had built his house of bricks. I knocked on the brick house. No answer. I called, "Mr Pig, Mr. Pig, are you in?" And do you know what that rude little porker answered? "Get out of here, Wolf. Don’t bother me again."

Talk about impolite! He probably had a whole sackful of sugar. And he wouldn’t give me even one little cup for my dear sweet old granny’s birthday cake. What a pig!

I was just about to go home and maybe make a nice birthday card instead of a cake, when I felt my cold coming on. I huffed And I snuffed. And I sneezed once again.

Then the Third Little Pig yelled, " And your old granny can sit on a pin!" Now I’m usually a pretty calm fellow. But when somebody talks about my granny like that, I go a Little crazy. When the cops drove up, of course I was trying to break down this Pig’s door. And the whole time I was huffing and puffing and sneezing and making a real scene.

The rest as they say is history.

The news reporters found out about the two pigs I had for dinner. They figured a sick guy going to borrow a cup of sugar didn’t sound very exciting.

So they jazzed up the story with all of that "Huff and puff and blow your house down"

And they made me the Big Bad Wolf. That’s it The real story. I was framed. "

     

     Once upon a time, in a land far far away. There lives a boy called, Gong Gong (blur blur). He lived in a peaceful village, where everyone was very nice. He lived in a small hut on top of the mountain, where he can see a beautiful castle from his window everyday.